introduction

[ajboon]

Hello all. I'm a newbie here just wanted to say hi:cheers:

[bob_f_aboc]

Welcome aboard!!!!!

Optiboard is a great resource. So post often and bask in the information.

[Uncle Fester]

And don't forget if you make a boo-boo do what we do-

Blame it on Fezz!!!:cheers::p:cheers:

[bob_f_aboc]

And don't forget if you make a boo-boo do what we do-

Blame it on Fezz!!!:cheers::p:cheers:

I was trying not to scare (scar) the new kid with Fezz on his first day.

(he is mostly harmless btw):cheers:

[ajboon]

Who said I was a Kid?

[hcjilson]

In fact I would say you are just over 33..............on your last birthday which was somewhere in the vicinity of June12th a few weeks ago! We are glad you found us and welcome to Optiboard. I did have to use some magical powers to get that information and I am not at liberty to discuss what they are! Have a good time here!
Harry J

[ajboon]

In fact I would say you are just over 33..............on your last birthday which was somewhere in the vicinity of June12th a few weeks ago! We are glad you found us and welcome to Optiboard. I did have to use some magical powers to get that information and I am not at liberty to discuss what they are! Have a good time here!
Harry J

Your magical are amazing I must say!

[NavyChief]

Where in Ohio??

[Fezz]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and tast
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game


I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain


I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah


I watched with glee

While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made


I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me


Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached Bombay


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game


Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint


So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down


Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!


Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame


Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah


What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name


Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah



Welcome aboard!

I am the Man, The Myth, The Legend:
(in my own mind anyway)

Fezz

And don't believe anything these other Optiboarders may say bad about me! Now jump on in, the water is fine. Get posting!!!

:cheers::cheers::cheers:

[ajboon]

Where in Ohio??

Central Ohio.

OH...!

[Fezz]

Since my co-CEO hasn't posted, I'll extend an official welcome from FezzJohns, Inc. as well!



Welcome to Optiboard!!!

[ajboon]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and tast
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game


I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain


I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah


I watched with glee

While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made


I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me


Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached Bombay


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game


Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint


So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down


Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!


Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame


Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah


What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name


Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah



Welcome aboard!

I am the Man, The Myth, The Legend:
(in my own mind anyway)

Fezz

And don't believe anything these other Optiboarders may say bad about me! Now jump on in, the water is fine. Get posting!!!

:cheers::cheers::cheers:

Mick, is that you?

[Uncle Fester]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and tast
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game


I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain


I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah


I watched with glee

While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made


I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me


Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached Bombay


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game


Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint


So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down


Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!


Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame


Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah


What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name


Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah



Welcome aboard!

I am the Man, The Myth, The Legend:
(in my own mind anyway)

Fezz

And don't believe anything these other Optiboarders may say bad about me! Now jump on in, the water is fine. Get posting!!!

:cheers::cheers::cheers:

Dick Cheney?

[ziggy]

Dick Cheney?

Thats too funny and wrong on so many levels! Welcome aj, If you need anything in southwest OH (Cincinnati) just let me know.

[drk]

Welcome from another Cental Ohioan.:cheers: