Revenge of the greedy opthalmologist...................A true story that happened this week
Place:
One of the fancy ophthalmic clinics in North Naples Florida, no names mentioned.
Patient:
Chris Ryser, Canadian citizen belonging to Canadian medicare system, getting paid medical services at home. Snowbird spending winter in Naples.
Reason for visit:
Advisory by State of Florida that Florida drivers license will expire at end of January. Canadian Snowbirds have always been granted the right to have a Florida drivers license without having to give up their Canadian one.
As patient.........myself............... has a not fully developed cataract in my left amblyopic eye that originated by an arthritic inflammation some 20 years ago, will not pass visual test at drivers license bureau, a medical attest is required. This procedure has been done several times over the last 15 years.
Actual Story, (and I have been a guy that has been around this profession all my life)
After checking in, filling the papers with all the medical information why your body starts falling apart, I got called up by a nice girl in the clinics uniform who gave me her first name.
We went into the first examination room with the autorefractor and the "puff puff eye pressure gage" that had a hard time finding my eyeballs automatically and was restarted about 5 times.
Then on to one of the 40 exmination rooms equipped with a phoroptor and a slit lamp. The phoroptor changed lenses 3 times for each eye. Took about 60 seconds total.............no reading test was performed. A 30 second look through the slit lamp at each eye and we were finished, (about 7 minutes total examination time) and I got guided into the Ophthalmologists examination room.
Doctor checks record and snaps at me that he had told me 2 years ago to have the cataract removed. He does not know that we have a backlog of 7800 catarct cases waiting in Montreal and doctors taking every 3rd month off because of salary caps by the Quebec government.
He tells me to have it done here ..............and at my counter question for how much, he says he does not know. I should ask the surgery coordinater out front. Then he dilates the pupils does slit lamp test and some indirect opthalmoscopy and we are done. I then get guided into the office of the surgery coordinater, a nice older women.
She wants to book me for next Tuesday morning..................and I put a stop to it by asking.........."what do you charge anyhow?"
She takes a clinics business card and marks on it $ 4950 and if you do both (not need, other eye is fine} $ 9750.00. I said I have to think about and will call you.
On the way out you have to pay, the bill was $ 145.00 , but there was no RX and no letter for the reason of the visit, stating my right eye was OK to drive.
After a lot of arguments the doctor, no more visible, produced the sealed letter for the license office.
I left the clinic swearing never to return there and drove to the license office where they opened the doctors letter. The employee behind the counter took the letter and consulted another person in a back office. Then came back and said that the opthalmologist had suggested that I should re-do the drivers test and they had to follow the order.
Having been rated as a safe driver for all these years I felt insulted, but did choose to take the test right then and there under threat of loosing the Florida and Quebec license if I would not pass.
30 minutes later the Inspector taking me for the test said, "YOU PASSED",
plus, "you are a heck of a better driver than me."
Morale of this story:
Never say NO to an opthalmologist if he wants to operate you for $ 5000, or better............... on both sides for double.................or you might loose your drivers license and privileges in the great State of Florida.
:hammer: :finger: :hammer: :angry:
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