Did you hear the one 'bout the optician/OD/OMD that had too much to drink at the office party?
He made a spectacle of himself. badda boom.
OK, now hold on. Let's see if you can do better.
Did you hear the one 'bout the optician/OD/OMD that had too much to drink at the office party?
He made a spectacle of himself. badda boom.
OK, now hold on. Let's see if you can do better.
Sign in retail optical shop-
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you're in the right place."
Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. - Richard P. Feynman
Experience is the hardest teacher. She gives the test before the lesson.
A woman walks into an optician to return a pair of spectacles that she purchased for her husband a week before.
The assistant asks, "What seems to be the problem, Madam?"
The woman replies, "I'm returning these spectacles I bought for my husband.
He's still not seeing things my way."
our paycheques. (ok paychecks for the yanks)
Correct, I check my pay cheque, and the amounts are always chequered.... groan!;) Wish they would learn to spell over here too! By the way, in Canada do you take the lift to get to your flat? Or have you gone Yankified?Originally Posted by Dave Nelson
M.D to the asian patient "sir you have a cataract."
pt " no I drive a Lincoln"
Lift? Flat? oh, you mean elevator to the condo. No we don't have them here since igloos are only one story high.;)
Why does Billy Joel make a better musician than optician?
Hes a PLANO MAN
Steve, if you had an ounce of human decency you'd LOCK this thread forever, delete it, and we'll never mention it again. OK?
Ever hear about the optician that fell into the grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself
Ed
MSEd, BBA, AAS Ophthalmic Dispensing
ABOC NCLC FNAO FOAA
An optician's job is a real grind
Ed
MSEd, BBA, AAS Ophthalmic Dispensing
ABOC NCLC FNAO FOAA
Opticians Do it with focus.
Opticians give you clarity.
If you can read this, thank your Optician.
Optometrists do it in the dark.
Repeat
...Browsing through the latest issue of Life magazine, I was caught by a story about chickens, which have yellow eyes, being fitted with red contact lenses, which "make then eat less, lay more, and stop henpecking." That's what it said. What Bob Anderson says is that, "once word of this gets around, rose-colored glasses are going to be the hottest Christmas gift from husbands to wives."
Didyou hear about the Optician who fell into the lens grinder??????????????????????????
He made a spectacle of himself.
Kind of the same as your first post but with an optical twist. :)
Why do optometrists make better lovers?
Because they always ask, " Do you like it better this way, or that way?"
Guy goes in to see his ophthalmologist. The doc says "what the heck happened?" "you have a black eye!" The patient says "It was the strangest thing I ever saw. I answered a knock on my door this morning, and there was this 6 foot tall cockroach standing there. Suddenly this cockroach ups and punched me right in the eye, then turns around and leaves!" "Oh, says the doc...I heard there was a nasty bug going around."
that must be the creature that destroys peoples glasses while they are asleep. "they weren't like this when I went to bed last night"
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