"My child lost the case you gave her when she picked up the glasses so will you just mail her a new one?"
I explained I would be more then happy to mail a new case and that I charge $10.00 to ship anything. She decided to get a new case at Walmart.
"My child lost the case you gave her when she picked up the glasses so will you just mail her a new one?"
I explained I would be more then happy to mail a new case and that I charge $10.00 to ship anything. She decided to get a new case at Walmart.
question:"How much are glasses?"
answer: " how much is a dress?"
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Guy came in a couple of days ago asking if we can adjust his frame. I told him to have a seat at my desk and that I would see what I could do for him. How when I say that this was a big fellow, I mean BIG, I'm 6' 4" and about 238 and looked like a child next to this cat. Anyhow he produces what can only be described as an accessory frame for a Barbie Doll inside the palm of his polar bear sized hand. I take it from him and the frame magically increases in size to about a 51/18, too small for even me. I ask him, loaded question, what he would like me to do with the frame. His question was, get ready, can you grow it for me.
Sir, is it your intent to try and wear these. Yes, he said. Sir, I replied; there is nothing on God's green earth that I can possibly do to get this frame to fit you. Don't you have a machine that can grow the frame, he said. I said, if grow or increase the size of the frame to the point were it could fit you the lenses would never fit and that technology is not available to us. Maybe miracle grow, I said sardonically under my breath. Hey, that's worth a shot. Thanks, he said happily heading toward the door. Sir, I responded, I was just kidding. He stopped, smiled, and said about the machine. No, said I. About miracle grow. Oh.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
^lolz
man. I wish I was there for that one.
I love all of these! Some of my favorites are "My legs are crooked", "The medicine ran out", or my personal favorite "The strew fell outta my glasses and the glens is gone. What do you mean I gotta pay for another glens?"
The Missus tells me of the patient who came in recently with the glasses in pieces.
"I ran them over with the lawn mower. Can you fix them?"
Can't make this stuff up!!!
Can you adjust these please? They feel like they're hanging on my nose??!!
Just now-
"I've found a frame on line. Will you order it so I can see if it's the right size so I can order the glasses on line?"
Sure! To be safe why don't we order it in different sizes and colors!! We'll even bring them to your house!!!
THE least you can do is fed ex overnight it for him...no?
I have been asked to show a patient how they can order their glasses online.
"Is blue light dangerous?"
LOL LOL LOL
...So far, science hasn't proven anything about it. But I have no fewer than 6 different expensive lenses I can sell you right now. Because...BE AFRAID!!
LOL LOL. LOL
Not a question but still pretty silly. A Mother told us that she let her son (14) sleep in his contacts becasue she wanted him to be able to see clearly in his dreams....
I fit a patient in a new ff progressive. Long story short I had to remake and go back to old school traditional progressive. The patient was happy with the result, saying to her husband "the other ones were just TOO CLEAR! do you know what I mean..just like, too clear"
We have a magic BOX....
Patient: I want a FRESHLOOK YELLOW contacts for costplay.
Me: I am very sorry but FRESHLOOK brand doesn't have YELLOW color. I can offer you other brands that have.
Patient: My friend bought hers YELLOW FRESHLOOK on e-bay
Me: I guess you can buy anything on ebay, even a non-existant thing.
-I still wonder what kind of YELLOW FRESHLOOK her friend got.-
Another one....
Eye test with old glasses on.
Patient: I see perfectly fine.
Me: What this line says?
Patient: 8-8-8-8-8
lol
Hows this one ..when a pt askes if they can fill their subscription from their obstetrician...lol
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