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    Wink Random Interests

    hi i just found a qoute i took from Gardinia.. a friend of mine...and a new member too.. and i'd like to share with u ...

    it says:
    Thanks to those who entered my life,

    You made me who I am today.

    Thanks to those who cared,

    You made me feel important.

    Thanks to those who envied me,

    You made my self-esteem grow stronger.

    Thanks to those who loved me,

    You made my heart grow fonder.

    Thanks to those who hated me,

    You made me a stronger person.

    Thanks to those who left,

    You showed me that nothing lasts forever.

    Thanks to those who stayed,

    You showed me the true meaning of *Friendship*
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    Thanks, Sweetheart. That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

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    it wasnt for u exactly..........and plz keep ur manners Mr.

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    Online Too Long

    70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long


    1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

    2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

    3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

    4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to
    your significant other.

    5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

    6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

    7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to-
    face.

    8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.

    9. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone
    know you're going to be away.

    10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.

    11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or
    complete sentences.

    12. You have met over 100 AOLers.

    13. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

    14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"

    15. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the
    night when your spouse is asleep.

    16. You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know
    you're on-line again.

    17. You know more about your AOL friends' daily routines than you do
    your own spouses.

    18. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they
    complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.

    19. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to
    your own.

    20. You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from
    partying too much than the truth (online all night).

    21. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your
    own profile to see who you are.

    22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and
    cook" dinner and you would rather type another "LOL".

    23. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at
    the same time.

    24. You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.

    25. Your dog leaves you.

    26. You have to ask what year it is.

    27. You write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta
    go bbl!"

    28. You name your pets after people you talk to.

    29. You smile sideways...

    30. You sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have you on
    their buddy list.

    31. You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore
    button handy.

    32. You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer.

    33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & you
    think "uh oh cyber sex perv".

    34. You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more
    than a few hours.

    35. You use AOL lingo in everyday life (if you still have one he he he).

    36. You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.

    37. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.

    38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"

    39. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online
    before you have your first cup of coffee.

    40. You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.

    41. You have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome
    screen.

    42. You don't know where the time has gone.

    43. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by
    hand.

    44. You get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer
    instead.

    45. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.

    46. You enter a room & 23 people greet you w/((hugs)) or **kisses**.

    47. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and
    lemme.

    48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n &
    I will TTYL".

    49. You type faster than you think.

    50. You got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing
    therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.

    51. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.

    52. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.

    53. You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up
    your TV screen at the end of a movie.

    54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes &
    fingers, you would have been classified as a vegetable!"

    55. You dream in "text".

    56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.

    57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really
    bored.

    58. You don't want to leave in case you miss something.

    59. You double click your TV remote.

    60. You can now type over 70wpm.

    61. You think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.

    62. You are on the phone a minute & need to do something else &
    say "BRB" or "BBL".

    63. You check your Email and forget you have real mail aka snail mail.

    64. You go into withdrawals during dinner.

    65. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to
    everyone in a room.

    66. You stop speaking in full sentences.

    67. You have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended
    up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.

    68. You have to be pried from your computer by the "Jaws of Life".

    69. You know what a "snert" is.

    70. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted
    to check your mail" & while there you "just wanted to see who was
    online".

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    Diagnosis

    One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."

    His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

    Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only costs you $10.00."

    Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.

    The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:

    1. You have tennis elbow.
    2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
    3. It will be better in two weeks.......

    That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled.

    He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

    He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its alights, and printed out the following analysis:

    1. Your tap water is too hard.
    2. Get a water softener.
    3. Your dog has ringworm.
    4. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
    5. Your daughter is using cocaine.
    6. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
    7. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    8. And if you don't stop masturbating, your elbow will never get better

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    10 reasons computers must be Males



    Top 10 reasons computers must be male:

    10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

    9. A better model is always just around the corner.

    8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

    7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

    6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

    5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

    4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

    3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

    2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

    1. Size does matter.

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    Right back at ya. ;)

    Top 10 reasons computers must be female

    10. Picky, picky, picky.


    9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.


    8. Beauty is only shell deep.


    7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".


    6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.


    5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.


    4. Smalltalk is important.


    3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.


    2. They make you take the garbage out.


    1. Miss a period and they go wild
    "It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home."


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    well u got me there but

    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi
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    1. Miss a period and they go wild
    what does that have to do with comps???

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    Big Smile Oh..........

    Quote Originally Posted by Jubilee
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    hahahahahahahhahahahaha now i get it

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