There was the patient who took off her wig, half way through a fitting, in the middle of a "fully glass windowed practice" in the middle of a shopping centre on Sat PM.. shocking
There was the other one +10.00 R+L Soft lenses - poped both in in the mornining - in the RE!. Drove to Wimbledon, watched the tennis, drove back, marched into the opticians and declared:
"My lenses stopped working this morning"
not to be outdone a coleague enquired if she:
"forgot to put the new batteries in"
And in the way only a pettite (and normally soft spoken) Australian female optician, working in the UK could respond...
A patient had a skinfull the night before at the office christmas bash, and declared "some bloke twatted me, broke me glasses". In the middle of a full shop the Aus. Optician says "gee FXXX did you hit him back", "Yea" he repplied, the optician then managed a "goodonya mate" before the whole place fell about in hysterics
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