More New England weather humor.......

[hcjilson]

The Sun has not been out here for 7 days and it has rained 6 out of the last 7. The weatherman says "There's a slight chance we'll see the sun on (guess which day) SUNDAY! I got this in todays emails.....


Forget Rednecks!... here's what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say on New Englanders:

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by
drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there
all day hoping it will swim by you might live in New
England.

If you're proud that your region makes the
national news 96 nights each year because Mt.
Washington is the coldest spot in the nation, and
Boston gets more snow than any other major city in the
US, you live in New England.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May, you live in New England.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six
months out of the year, you live in New England.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance, and they don't work there, you live in
New England.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same
time, you live in New England.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in
New England.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A NEW ENGLANDER WHEN:

Vacation means going anywhere south of New York
City for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit a deer more
than once.

You have switched from heat to air conditioning in
the same day, and back again.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during
a raging blizzard without flinching.

You install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your
girlfriend/wife knows how to use them.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter, and road construction.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a
deer next to your blue spruce.

Down South to you means Philadelphia.

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new
shed.

Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to
frost.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your
car.

You find 10 degrees a little chilly.

[Lee Prewitt]

The Sun has not been out here for 7 days and it has rained 6 out of the last 7. The weatherman says "There's a slight chance we'll see the sun on (guess which day) SUNDAY! I got this in todays emails.....

Hey Harry! When did you move to Seattle? Let's meet for a tall, double skinny, no foam, 1/2 equal, at 152.35687 degrees. :D