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    Important: removing progressive markings

    we use non-acetone nail polish remover...work as well as acetone, but is (a little) less toxic. I know I'm the worst at this, but might I remind everyone that acetone use without wearing gloves has...
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    Important: even when they are!!

    I've found that calling someone an @#$@(*@--- after they've taken about an hour of your time complaining about the way their sillhouette rimless is just barely making a pink mark on their nose and...
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    there but for the grace of God is us.

    donated through red cross day one. Since I have two Airborne soldiers living in my house (one of which is my son) I gotta say AIRBORNE - when you absolutely, positively gotta have a rescue mission...
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    just wondering

    who hired this assclown??
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    packing my bags

    Thanks so much for the suggestion Johns. I'm gonna try sneaking into Mexico, I hear optician's wages are better there!!;)
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    and don't forget the hatred for americans

    Oh, wait, I'm starting to hate americans too!!! and one of my ancestors was a signer if the Declaration!!:drop:
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    company slogan and spokesperson

    stealing from Nike....Just do HER. Spokesperson Hugh Hefner....the disposable wife concept seems to work for him!!
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    what is a disability??

    being a heroin addict is considered a "disability"! With that reasoning can I get it and use laziness as a reason?? Glad to see that any chance of getting any of my money back is going to the...
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    spell it for me please!!

    La-a Ladasha the dash don't be silent!! what about the crazy names that people have and assume you'll know haow to spell it?? Or when you look at the chart and have no clue how to pronounce the...
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    many want 2-5 yrs experience MAX!

    went on an interview last week. It was more to see what's out there than anything else. Bad sign #1 gave my name to what turned out to be "the manager" and he gave me a puzzled look. #2 he asked...
  11. davis' lack of quality

    Hate to admit it (or even remember it!) but I was briefly a manager at a Davis lab years ago. The upper management constantly pressures the labs on breakage and turn around time. Much of the work is...
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    how you carry's as important as what you carry!

    Not really a gun guy, nothing against it, just not my thing... That being said, my son's a soldier. At some point his issued holster was falling apart so, after hours of research I got him a new...
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    who's in charge here??:confused:

    who's in charge here??:confused:
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    luke

    I am your father:cry:
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    problems concealing

    tried concealing a Smith and wesson 500 by tucking it in my belt... Kinda worked men stay clear, but the women keep calling me!!!:finger:
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    this won't hurt.....much!:hammer:

    this won't hurt.....much!:hammer:
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    party at fezz's house:cheers:

    party at fezz's house:cheers:
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    true story!

    patient was being examined during a lightning storm...

    Dr: "which is better....one....or (boom thunder crack, lights out!) uh, two.."
    patient: uh, can you show me one again??
    Dr: I wish I...
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    hops (lol0

    :cheers::finger:not surprised that fezz grows his own....um,hops
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    read contact lens packages

    Fedral law PROHIBITS dispensing without a valid prescription. You're best bet is to explain to the patient (or in this case impatient!) that for their occular health and safety it would be best to...
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    coffee-holics

    I actually had a patient bring in a HUGE cup of coffee and ask me "do you mind if I bring my coffee into the exam?" So I said, "nooooo, that's O.K., do you mind if I drink scotch while I'm making...
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    let's be professional

    I would suggest that if you have to send a note to a fellow optician, or to the examining Dr. why not simply put it in a sealed envelope?? Also I LOVE when Dr's write "check p.d.'s and base curves,...
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