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Customer walks in, looks at glasses for 15 minutes. Getting very excited about a pair of glasses. Says they are going to come back in 3 days to buy them. Can I write the number down? Sure. Oh...

Another slit lamp eval.

Me: Look at my ear.

Buddy, staring: It's a really nice ear.

During a slit lamp eval:

Buddy: "You're not a real doctor are you?"

Me: "No. I'm not even a fake doctor. I sell contact lenses."

The Hacker uses a special process called chamber-free coating. It is very unique because there is no chamber and no coating.

within one year?! That's insane. Oh, I guess they must be buying a chain of stores then. For a second there I was trying to imagine opening 100 stores in a year.

I wonder if they're buying...

I heard IRIS is opening in Ontario soon. Anyone able to confirm this? Know anything about them?

I was offered a job at Hakim and the guy interveiwing me said "Mr. Hakim can be verbally abusive at times. We need someone who isn't going to get offended by everything he says."

I said "have a...

Do you change watch batteries?

You wouldn't want to know

I'm not the one looking for a job!

I work in a prestigious 2-for-1 optical store next to a prestigious dollar store and a prestigious dry cleaners.

Yes, and I leave the snow tires on all year round.

Adam, I agree. I personally don't care what kind of car a rep is driving. But it's funny how some people think you need to have a mercedes or a bmw to be a sales rep. It doesn't matter if the...

Take the job. You won't be able to fulfill your potential at Costco. 30,000 square feet sounds like the size of a large Wal-Mart.

Profit = good

Don't be fooled by the reps cars. I've seen reps drive a 15 year old Mercedes just for the name. Either that or it's a new one and they sleep in it.

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Lenscrafters

I know I've seen some black Oakley's coming down the slalom

Everyone hates them because they own 75% of the retail world.

Do you have the hands of a surgeon?

Move the little pin and listen for the beep. If you can get past level 5, you are good. Level 7 is for eye surgeons only.
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I had a customer who was riding his dog-sled and eating breakfast at the same time. After pulling out of the Tim Horton's sled-thru in North Pinetree, Ontario, he put his back bacon down to reach...

I don't see why any one needs Nikon. The Hak sells them cheap.

I don't use either, but streak sounds cooler.

p.s. If I'm Canadian, does that mean I have to stay in the sub-forum?