Never be afraid to try something new.......
Remember amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic:drop:
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Never be afraid to try something new.......
Remember amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic:drop:
Mmm and both hit the rocks....Quote:
Chris Ryser said:
Remember amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic
Was there an optician involved ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?Quote:
John R said:
Mmm and both hit the rocks....
:cheers:
Must have got there glasses from our place....:pQuote:
Chris Ryser said:
Was there an optician involved ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
:cheers:
You can't be optimistic.....
....with misty optics!!
hj
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hcjilson said:
You can't be optimistic.....
Pass the rosetinted specs .....:cool:
Brain cells come and go........................
but fat cells live forever:cheers:
Don't drive to the unemployment office in your Toyota and wonder why you're out of work.
Grandpa use to say that. I never knew what it meant till I was in my 20's.:p
In just two days,
tomorrow will be yesterday
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Ah but tomorrow never comes ....Quote:
Chris Ryser said:
tomorrow will be yesterday
:cheers:
:p
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John R said:
Ah but tomorrow never comes ....
:p
Just watch the quote next morning and you'l awake to yesterday
Ah HINDSIGHTQuote:
Chris Ryser said:
Just watch the quote next morning and you'l awake to yesterday
''
You don't stop laughing because you grow old...................
you grow old because you stopped laughing.
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:drop: That explains why going to work keeps me young then.:drop:Quote:
Chris Ryser said:
you grow old because you stopped laughing.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible work,
A pessimist fears that this is true
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"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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SuziBlueEyes said:
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Thats why I am so wormed up..........
But do I want to get cheesed up?
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Chris...
A cheese by any other name would still be as sharp :rolleyes:
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SuziBlueEyes said:
Chris...
A cheese by any other name would still be as sharp :rolleyes:
better read tomorrows ......"Wisdom to start the day"......
(nb: actually like strong and s m e l l y cheeses, Limburgers, Appenzellers, and others that smell right through the packaging)
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common...............
They should both be changed regularly and ...............
for the same reason.
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All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular
positions.
Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965)
American Lawyer and Politician
Even if you are on the right track, .......................
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Nappy's come clean....Politicians never do....Quote:
Chris Ryser said:
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common...............
They should both be changed regularly and ...............
for the same reason.
"Even absolute perfect health is merely the slowest way in which to die."
If marriage were outlawed........................................
Only outlaws would have in-laws,
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Its frustrating when you know all the answers...................
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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Even worse when you have the Questions and.....Quote:
Chris Ryser said:
Its frustrating when you know all the answers...................
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Nobody knows the answer.....
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Thought I was good, but.................you'r bette than me..........at least tonight.........after cocktail hour, love "Johnny Walker""Quote:
John R said:
Even worse when you have the Questions and.....
Nobody knows the answer.....
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Here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It is a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink extraordinary amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink lots of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
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Chris Ryser said:
Thought I was good, but.................you'r bette than me..........at least tonight.........after cocktail hour, love "Johnny Walker""
Johnny Walker You must listen to him via the net then :bbg: Cant beat his show while on your way home.....Music to drive too...
Age doesn't always bring wisdom............................
Sometimes age comes alone.
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Love is grand....................................................... ......
divorce is a hundred grand.
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:drop: .....Murder is 5 years...:drop:Quote:
Chris Ryser said:
divorce is a hundred grand.
Or Suicide is painless.....(Not mine hers.....)
Time might be a great healer.........................................
but it's a lousy beautician>
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Talk is cheap.....................................
because supply exceeds demand
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I am in shape,
Round is a shape
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but will be back Tuesday,
after the brain has warmed up in a more southern climate
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Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
--Douglas Adams
There will always be death and taxes,
However death doesn't get worse every year
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There is no wisdom of the day today........................
All wise men left for the OLA
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Aw, now we will have to go back to listening to Dr. Laura.
A shame, Bush doesn't appoint her to take Sandra Day O'Conor's place when she retires.
Chip:cool:
:hammer: When you tella man you gonna hit em over der head with a baseball bat, then you hit him over der head with a baseball bat, whether you right or whether you wrong, because anext time he gonna believe ya.
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harry a saake said:
:hammer: When you tella man you gonna hit em over der head with a baseball bat, then you hit him over der head with a baseball bat, whether you right or whether you wrong, because anext time he gonna believe ya.
I..............hope.................so
(the most comments per day this thread ever had)
Never mind plenty of lookers, counts too for success
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Life not only begins at forty............................
it also begins to show
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Too many lookers...
Not enough take-in-parters.....
Dont waste today doing what can be put off till tomorrow...:p
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,.............................
But also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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There will be no edition of .... "Wisdom to start the day........." (unless some smart Optiboarder takes over) for the next three days, as I am starting a drive to heavenly Naples in Florida Sunday am, at 4.00. Will resume after arrival Monday pm if my computer there still works.
Have all of you a happy holiday.....................
And please...dont overeat on turkey today
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I plan on living forever........................
So far, so good.
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Think i'll go for Forever & a day
That extra one could make all the diffrence..;)