Invent your own Opti-Curse

[Pete Hanlin]

Whether you are an opti-muggle, or an opti-wizard (or witch), no one who has spent very much time with patients can convince me you haven't thought of some evil thing you'd like to do to some of them?

So, in opti-curse form, what you like do?

My offering:
Curse: "OCULO-HESIO"
Application: To be cast when the patient is alternately covering either eye while claiming to see "slightly better" out of one eye).
Effect: Patient's hand becomes permanently fused to his/her face over the weaker eye- therefore eliminating the problem of having a "better eye."

If only... Could you imagine how hard it would be to dress with one hand attached to your face!?! And... it would be a nice sign to other opticians to avoid all contact.

[1968]

Curse: "STATIM MICTURARE"
Application: To be cast when the patient is late to his or her appointment, but asks to use the restroom to the effect of keeping everyone else waiting.
Effect: The patient immediately wets his or her pants.

[chip anderson]

It's not optical but I would like for Ralph Nader when he dies to be sentanced to : Having seat belts stuffed endlessly, you know where.

Chip

A similar curse on the person that took all the romance out of watersking when he required three in a boat.
Perhaps, ski ropes or mirrors or sensors or something.

[Grubendol]

Curse = Evinxi corpus legis

Application = for patients who refuse to sign the financial agreement, trying to avoid paying the bill

Effect = Ties lawyers to the body of the victim, forever forcing them to sign legal forms for even the smallest actions.

[DragonLensmanWV]

It's not optical but I would like for Ralph Nader when he dies to be sentanced to : Having seat belts stuffed endlessly, you know where.

Chip

A similar curse on the person that took all the romance out of watersking when he required three in a boat.
Perhaps, ski ropes or mirrors or sensors or something.

Not that I'm a huge fan of Nader, but what's your problem with seat belts? Have they ever saved your life? They certainly saved mine once.

I thought you only needed two people in the boat, one to drive, one to observe the skier.

[DragonLensmanWV]

Curse = Evinxi corpus legis

Application = for patients who refuse to sign the financial agreement, trying to avoid paying the bill

Effect = Ties lawyers to the body of the victim, forever forcing them to sign legal forms for even the smallest actions.


How about:
Microsoftium Ex Nauseum Infiniti:

Application: For patients that insist upon berating your computer systems.

Effect = Their own life will now be plagued by infinite User Account Control popups on the back of their lenses.

[cash1]

i almost wet my pants:D i will use this curse a lot!! binarklo balanco:cheers:

[gemstone]

Curse: "STATIM MICTURARE"
Application: To be cast when the patient is late to his or her appointment, but asks to use the restroom to the effect of keeping everyone else waiting.
Effect: The patient immediately wets his or her pants.
Careful. We had this poor old gent crap every where while he was waiting on his one hour glasses. And it did get out off his britches leg. :(