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rinselberg

07-26-2006, 06:17 AM

The truth is - let me say this clearly - we didn’t even expect (this) response ... that (Israel) would exploit this operation for this big war against us ...From MSNBC: Mahmoud Koumate, Hezbollah's deputy political chief, said (AP) that he was "surprised" by the scale and severity of Israel's military response to the incident of July 12, when Hezbollah militants crossed from the Lebanese border into Israel proper and captured two IDF soldiers whose status is still unknown. The incursion, which was described in the Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/12/AR2006071200262.html) as "brazen", left a total of eight other IDF soldiers dead: Three were killed in the initial Hezbollah attack, and within 24 hours, five more IDF soldiers were killed inside Lebanon during pursuit operations.

Koumate went on to say that Hezbollah was expecting only a "limited" Israeli response (Editorial comment: A few shells lobbed more or less aimlessly in retaliation? Water pistols?) possibly leading to a "standard" prisoner exchange. He concluded his remarks by categorizing the massive Israeli military response that is still underway as "unjustified".

Well, duh ...

Ever had CrackerJacks, Mahmoud? There's a surprise in every box.

Or dare I say it: "This Scud's for you ..."

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Pete Hanlin

07-30-2006, 11:46 PM

Historically, it would appear Israeli and Hezbollah forces have engaged in minor skirmishes & kidnappings. So, perhaps the Hezbollah leadership is at least genuine in their surprise regarding the extent of Israel's response to this incident.

As much as the media has tried to spin Hezbollah as a benign political movement, the fact is it has directly engaged in terrorism (aka "acts of war") with Israel for some time. Israeli leadership has probably been planning for the current actions for some time- just waiting for proper provocation.

Although the situations are somewhat different, the US has engaged in similar behavior in the past- Mexico was virtually goaded into the war which resulted in the addition of Texas and other territories to the US. Sanctions on Japan in the late 30's and early 40's virtually assured that country's leadership would eventually decide to act aggressively as well.

All that said, I don't see how Hezbollah's leadership can be all that surprised- Israel has a very clear history of not taking crap from their adversaries (for good cause- its a tiny country surrounded by nations bent on its destruction). Personally, I'm just hoping no one sets a nuke loose over there (& hoping that Iran doesn't decide to attend the dance).

rinselberg

08-07-2006, 06:21 PM

Updated: 7:25 a.m. PT Aug 6, 2006
BEIRUT, Lebanon - Syria’s foreign minister offered on Sunday to join Hezbollah and said his country’s army had standing orders to respond immediately to any Israeli attacks.

“If you wish, I’m ready to be a soldier at the disposal of (Hezbollah chief) Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah,” Walid Mouallem told reporters on arrival in Lebanon in a symbolic gesture.

Asked about concerns that the war in Lebanon could spill over into a regional war, Mouallem said: “Most welcome ...”

For more:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13165161/

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rinselberg

08-28-2006, 11:19 PM

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Updated: 4:22 p.m. PT Aug 27, 2006
BEIRUT, Lebanon - Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah said in a TV interview aired Sunday that he would not have ordered the capture of two Israeli soldiers if he had known it would lead to such a war.

Hezbollah guerrillas killed three Israeli soldiers and seized two more in a cross-border raid July 12, which sparked 34 days of fighting that ended Aug. 14. Five other Israeli soldiers were killed as they pursued the militants back into Lebanon.

“We did not think - not even one percent - that the capture would lead to a war at this time and of this magnitude. You ask me, if I had known on July 11 ... that the operation would lead to such a war, would I do it? I say no, absolutely not,” he said in an interview with Lebanon’s New TV station ...

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Urban renewal, Hezbollah style ...

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14543465/

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chip anderson

08-29-2006, 07:22 AM

chm2023

08-29-2006, 03:51 PM

I seems that if Israel had let it's enemies know it was "a bad tempered sleeping giant" it's neighbors would behave. If one has a "big stick" one appearently must let one's enemies know that if you "p*** me off, I'll use my stick."
Also very, very clearly illustrates that appeasment doesn't work.

So what you liberals got to say to this?

Chip

I think Israel has every right, indeed obligation, to defend herself. That said, this could have been handled better from a PR standpoint--they allowed it to be positioned as "we are attacking your entire nation Lebanon because H kidnapped 2 of our troops" which of course is way off base. Also, kinda gives the lie to Bush's mantra about democracy being the antidote for terrorism, what with Hezbollah being elected in the democracy of Lebanon.

chm2023

08-29-2006, 03:53 PM

rinselberg

08-29-2006, 05:11 PM

I think Israel has every right, indeed obligation, to defend herself. That said, this could have been handled better from a PR standpoint - they allowed it to be positioned as "we [Israel] are attacking your entire nation of Lebanon because Hezbollah kidnapped two Israeli soldiers" - which of course is way off base. Also, kinda gives the lie to Bush's mantra about democracy being the antidote for terrorism, what with Hezbollah being elected in the democracy of Lebanon.I don't see that Israel "allowed" any such thing. The Israeli representatives - ambassadors and Foreign Ministry spokespersons - hammered their point again and again, that Israel's objective was to focus on Hezbollah and NOT to disrupt or damage the entire nation of Lebanon. But as you (chm2023) have said yourself, Hezbollah has carefully intertwined its military installations with the neighboring civilian population, so as to make severe "collateral damages" impossible for the IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) to avoid.

I don't think that it would have been possible for the IDF to have confined their military attacks to just south of the Litani River. All of Lebanon had to be "in play", because all of Lebanon's infrastructure was being used to transport weapons and supplies to the Hezbollah forces south of the Litani River.

I think that the IDF could have shortened the duration of the war by unleashing a more massive, widespread attack on Lebanon from the very outset - but I don't think that would have changed the outcome in any significant way from the international PR standpoint.

And as far as "giving the lie to W's mantra about democracy being the antidote to terrorism", I think that you are getting ahead of yourself. This from the Council on Foreign Relations:After the 2005 elections, Hezbollah won fourteen seats in the 128-member Lebanese Parliament. In addition, Hezbollah has two ministers in the government, and a third is endorsed by the group.I wouldn't say that Hezbollah had a mandate or concensus from the Lebanese government to carry out such a provocative attack on Israel as the cross-border attacks and kidnappings of July 12. It's also apparent that Hezbollah is starting to feel more politically constrained, or we wouldn't see Nasrallah making apologetic statements like the one that I just reported on (above).

One of the psy-ops leaflets dropped over Lebanon by the IDF put the question to the Lebanese: "Can you afford to pay this price again?"

I think that we will get a clearer picture of democracy in Lebanon - how much there actually is and how well it actually works - in the coming months, as the expanded UN peacekeeping mission takes shape. I think that Hezbollah is going to have to reign in its military activities and tend more to its political fronts within Lebanon. And that should be good news for everyone.

Reference: http://www.cfr.org/publication/9155/

chm2023

08-29-2006, 05:21 PM

I think that we will get a clearer picture of democracy in Lebanon - how much there actually is and how well it actually works - in the coming months, as the expanded UN peacekeeping mission takes shape. I think that Hezbollah is going to have to reign in its military activities and tend more to its political fronts within Lebanon. And that should be good news for everyone.

Reference: http://www.cfr.org/publication/9155/
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from your mouth to God's ear.

rinselberg

09-24-2006, 09:19 PM

"Jihad" car commercial upsets U.S. Muslims
Proposed radio spot draws reaction even before it airs

CINCINNATI - A car commercial proclaiming a jihad on the U.S. auto market and offering "Fatwa Fridays" with free swords for the kids is offensive and should not be aired, Muslim leaders said on Sunday.

The radio advertisement for the Dennis Mitsubishi car dealership in Columbus, Ohio, has "a whole jihad theme," said Adnan Mirza, director of the Columbus office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

"They are planning on launching a jihad on the automotive market and their representatives would be wearing burqas ... ," Mirza said. "They mentioned the pope in there and also about giving rubber swords out to the kiddies -- really just reprehensible-type comments."

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I've got EIGHT of these new '06 cream puffs on the lot, and let me tell you, they're LOADED ...

Details of the radio ad, which has not yet been broadcast, have been reported in the local media ... [A spokesperson for the auto retailer] would not say whether the dealership had changed its mind about airing the commercial ...

For the complete MSNBC report:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14990383/

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GOS_Queen

09-25-2006, 10:00 AM

I tend to think that political correctness has gotten out of hand but OH MY GOD !!! :drop:

"Jihad" car commercial upsets U.S. Muslims
Proposed radio spot draws reaction even before it airs

CINCINNATI - A car commercial proclaiming a jihad on the U.S. auto market and offering "Fatwa Fridays" with free swords for the kids is offensive and should not be aired, Muslim leaders said on Sunday.

The radio advertisement for the Dennis Mitsubishi car dealership in Columbus, Ohio, has "a whole jihad theme," said Adnan Mirza, director of the Columbus office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

"They are planning on launching a jihad on the automotive market and their representatives would be wearing burqas ... ," Mirza said. "They mentioned the pope in there and also about giving rubber swords out to the kiddies -- really just reprehensible-type comments."

Details of the radio ad, which has not yet been broadcast, have been reported in the local media ... [A spokesperson for the auto retailer] would not say whether the dealership had changed its mind about airing the commercial ...

For the complete MSNBC report:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14990383/

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rinselberg

09-29-2006, 09:59 PM

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"It is very difficult for a commander ... when he is not able to move forces around and to have them go where they're needed, when they're needed, to do the things that needed to be done," Rumsfeld said ...

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By Jim Michaels, USA TODAY
PORTOROZ, Slovenia — Countries sending their troops to Afghanistan have placed a web of restrictions on how they can be used, creating headaches for combat commanders and hurting the coalition's ability to fight a resurgent Taliban.

The restrictions, also called caveats, vary and are imposed by governments who fear casualties or don't agree with all parts of the mission. Other caveats are due to a lack of training or equipment.

The result is some forces can't fight at night or in the most dangerous parts of Afghanistan.

At a NATO meeting here Thursday, U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said it's understandable that nations don't want their troops to perform specific missions, but when numerous countries impose restrictions it creates a "situation that really is not acceptable." Rumsfeld and NATO authorities are working to get countries to lift the restrictions ...

"If you sign on to the mission, you should sign on to the whole package," said Canadian Lt. Col. Rejean Duchesneau, a spokesman for NATO's military arm.

Caveats have long been part of multinational military operations. Concerns about them have become more acute, however, as NATO expands its command over coalition forces. Ousted in 2001, the fundamentalist Islamic Taliban militia has regained strength, particularly in the south.

On Thursday, ministers agreed to ... expand NATO command over the remaining eastern part of the country, bringing about 30,000 troops under the alliance, including 12,500 Americans ... There are about 20,000 U.S. troops in Afghanistan, and some will remain independent of the NATO mission.

Of NATO's 26 countries, only six, including the United States, place no restrictions on the forces they contribute to NATO operations ...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2006-09-28-afghanistan-nato-caveats_x.htm

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rinselberg

10-03-2006, 04:37 AM

Today we salute you, Mr. Economic Genius ...

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Greece's Minister of Economy & Finance, George Alogoskoufis.

Prostitutes, smugglers boost Greek economy
Official: Illicit businesses to be added into country's gross domestic product

Updated: 4:55 p.m. PT Sept 29, 2006
ATHENS - Prostitutes and smugglers will give the Greek economy an unexpected boost as their illicit activities will now be counted in the country's official ecomomic output, a senior official said this week.

Under pressure from the European Union to cut its deficits, Greece is revising its gross domestic product to include part of the booming black economy, boosting its output by at least 10 percent in 2006, the country's chief statistician told Reuters.

"The revised GDP will include some money from illegal activities, such as money from cigarette and drinks smuggling, prostitution and money laundering," National Statistics Service (NSS) chief Manolis Kontopyrakis said in an interview.

Greece’s economic output was 180 billion euros ($228 billion) in 2005 and is estimated at 194 billion euros this year, while the black economy is estimated at about 40-60 billion euros a year.

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15060785/

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rinselberg

10-18-2006, 04:51 PM

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Bean (1997) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bean_(1997_film)): Rowan Atkinson's "Mr. Bean", a hopeless museum caretaker at the Royal National Gallery in London, is assigned the job of transporting the priceless painting Whistler's Mother to an art gallery in Los Angeles.

Picasso dream painting in nightmare scenario
Vegas casino magnate accidentally pokes hole in artist's 'Le Reve' work

Updated: 9:02 a.m. PT Oct 18, 2006
LOS ANGELES - Picasso's famed "Dream" painting turned into a nightmare for Las Vegas casino magnate Steve Wynn when he accidentally gave the multimillion dollar canvas an elbow.

Wynn had just finalized a $139 million sale to another collector of his painting, called "Le Reve" (The Dream), when he poked a finger-sized hole in the artwork while showing it to friends at his Las Vegas office a couple of weeks ago.

Director and screenwriter Nora Ephron, who witnessed and related the incident in her blog on the Huffington Post Web site (www.huffingtonpost.com), said Wynn had raised his hand to show the group something about Picasso’s 1932 portrait of his mistress Marie-Therese Walter.

"At that moment, his elbow crashed backward right through the canvas. There was a terrible noise," Ephron wrote, noting that Wynn has retinitis pigmentosa, an eye disease that damages peripheral vision. "Smack in the middle ... was a black hole the size of a silver dollar. 'Oh s---,' he said. 'Look what I’ve done. Thank goodness it was me.' ..."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15310601/

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rinselberg

01-15-2007, 09:02 PM

1770: American patriot and lawyer John Adams voluntarily serves as defense counsel for the "redcoats" - the King's soldiers - British soldiers - on trial for murder in the Colony of Massachusetts after the Boston Massacre (http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/bostonmassacre/bostonmassacre.html).

"The Part I took in Defence of Cptn. Preston and the Soldiers, procured me Anxiety, and Obloquy enough. It was, however, one of the most gallant, generous, manly and disinterested Actions of my whole Life, and one of the best Pieces of Service I ever rendered my Country. Judgment of Death against those Soldiers would have been as foul a Stain upon this Country as the Executions of the Quakers or Witches, anciently. As the Evidence was, the Verdict of the Jury was exactly right."
-- John Adams (1773)

Vs. January 12, 2007.
Editorial page of the Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/11/AR2007011101698.html)

MOST AMERICANS understand that legal representation for the accused is one of the core principles of the American way. Not, it seems, Cully Stimson, deputy assistant secretary of defense for detainee affairs. In a repellent interview yesterday with Federal News Radio, Mr. Stimson brought up, unprompted, the number of major U.S. law firms that have helped represent detainees at Guantanamo Bay.

"Actually you know I think the news story that you're really going to start seeing in the next couple of weeks is this: As a result of a FOIA [Freedom of Information Act] request through a major news organization, somebody asked, 'Who are the lawyers around this country representing detainees down there,' and you know what, it's shocking," he said.

Mr. Stimson proceeded to reel off the names of these firms, adding, "I think, quite honestly, when corporate CEOs see that those firms are representing the very terrorists who hit their bottom line back in 2001, those CEOs are going to make those law firms choose between representing terrorists or representing reputable firms, and I think that is going to have major play in the next few weeks. And we want to watch that play out."

Asked who was paying the firms, Mr. Stimson hinted of dark doings. "It's not clear, is it?" he said. "Some will maintain that they are doing it out of the goodness of their heart, that they're doing it pro bono, and I suspect they are; others are receiving monies from who knows where, and I'd be curious to have them explain that."

It might be only laughable that Mr. Stimson, during the interview, called Guantanamo "certainly, probably, the most transparent and open location in the world."

But it's offensive -- shocking, to use his word -- that Mr. Stimson, a lawyer, would argue that law firms are doing anything other than upholding the highest ethical traditions of the bar by taking on the most unpopular of defendants. It's shocking that he would seemingly encourage the firms' corporate clients to pressure them to drop this work. And it's shocking -- though perhaps not surprising -- that this is the person the administration has chosen to oversee detainee policy at Guantanamo.

The only reaction from the administration, to date:A Pentagon spokesman, Lt. Col. Brian Maka, said Stimson was not speaking for the Bush administration. Stimson's comments "do not represent the views of the Department of Defense or the thinking of its leadership," Maka told The Associated Press on Saturday ...

Cully Stimson - the latest addition to rinselberg's "Real Men of Genius".

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rinselberg

01-19-2007, 12:26 AM

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick just drew a penalty flag for an "illegal substance in transit" - at the Miami International Airport.

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During his preflight check-in, Vick reluctantly surrendered a plastic water bottle of the kind that can be purchased over the counter or by mail order - the kind that has a hidden compartment. Airport security staff thought that the bottle smelled of marijuana. Upon inspection, it was found that the bottle contained an unknown but suspicious looking substance in the hidden compartment.

Vick was not arrested and was allowed to board an AirTran flight that landed in Atlanta. That would be the same AirTran that has been using Michael Vick as a celebrity "prop" in its TV, print and billboard advertisements.

Miami police said it could be weeks before a decision is made on whether to file charges against the three-time Pro Bowler, who this season became the first quarterback in NFL history to rush for 1,000 yards.

Sources:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16682616/
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16124590/
http://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/stories/2004/10/04/daily40.html

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rinselberg

02-01-2007, 12:29 PM

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"Aqua Teen Hunger Force" movie publicity devices, seen around Boston on Wednesday, caused a security scare that shut down bridges and subways.

A publicity campaign to promote a new, "cartoon cult" movie called "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", triggered a general security scare and widespread police activity in ten major cities, starting yesterday in Boston.

Legal proceedings against the movie promoters are already beginning.

Officials found 38 blinking electronic signs promoting the Cartoon Network TV show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" on bridges and other high-profile spots across Boston on Wednesday, prompting the closing of a highway and the deployment of bomb squads. The surreal cartoon series is about a talking milkshake and his pals - a box of french fries and a meatball. The network is a division of Turner Broadcasting Systems Inc.

The 12-inch tall signs resembled a circuit board, with protruding wires and batteries. Most depicted a boxy cartoon character giving passersby the "finger" — a more obvious sight when darkness fell.

"Aqua Teen Hunger Force" is a cartoon with a cultish following that airs as part of a block of programs for adults on the Cartoon Network. A feature length film based on the show is slated for release March 23.

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16921137/

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rinselberg

03-04-2007, 03:28 PM

Updated: 1:34 p.m. AKT March 2, 2007 - Associated Press.
NORCO, Calif. - More than 1 million rounds of ammunition, a cache of weapons and a tunnel were found inside a man's home after an explosive fire that forced a neighborhood evacuation, authorities said Friday ... The fire caused some of the ammunition to explode, forcing evacuation of the neighborhood and keeping firefighters at a distance. The blaze, which caused the roof to collapse, was eventually extinguished ...

For the complete MSNBC report:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17422580/

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rinselberg

03-12-2007, 07:20 PM

Updated: 10:31 a.m. PT March 12, 2007
JERUSALEM - Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found naked, bound and drunk, according to Israeli media reports confirmed Monday by a government spokeswoman.

The longtime diplomat, Tsuriel Raphael, has been removed from his post and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching for a replacement, said ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel.

Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael in the yard of his residence, tied up, gagged with a ball and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing sex bondage equipment. After he was untied, Raphael told police he was the ambassador of Israel.

Ben-Hillel said the reports were accurate and that Raphael has been recalled, although he did not break any laws ...

The embarrassing affair was one of several involving Israeli diplomats in recent years. In 2000, Israel’s ambassador to France died of cardiac arrest in a Paris hotel under circumstances the Foreign Ministry refused to publicize. Media reports said he was with a woman who was not his wife at the time.

Last year, Israel replaced its ambassador to Australia, Naftali Tamir, after he said Israel and Australia are “like sisters” because both are located in Asia and their peoples don’t have the Asian characteristics of “yellow skin and slanted eyes.”

In 2005, Israel canceled the appointment of a diplomat to Australia after it was discovered that he published pictures of nude Brazilian women on the Internet while on a mission in Brazil.

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Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17577691/

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chip anderson

03-12-2007, 09:39 PM

For what it's worth, when pistol and rifle cartridges go off as a result of fire, the casing is what is propeled, the business end of the bullet doesn't travel very far at all and has such low velosity, it is highly unlikely to do any damage. Bullets need to be contained and pass through the tube to be very effective.

Chip:eek:

rinselberg

03-17-2007, 12:03 PM

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The name of today's "Real Men of Genius" nominee is (as yet) unknown, but what we have (above) is a continuation of the "blue" or "off-color" theme from my previous post on this topic, Israel's foreign envoys: "Wild and Crazy Guys!" (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=180934&postcount=19)

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04-06-2007, 12:07 AM

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Ohio fireman, wearing blonde wig and bikini, is arrested in a public park after complaints about his "odd" behavior.

And the grunge parade (see my two most recent posts; above) continues ...

Steven S. Cole, a 46-year-old volunteer firefighter, told an officer he was on his way to a Dayton bar to perform as a woman in a contest offering a $10,000 prize, the arrest report said. He pleaded "not guilty" to charges of drunken driving, public indecency and disorderly conduct ...

MSNBC report with video
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17965919/

Rinsel's Werewolf Test (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22658) ... so terrifying, you may not want to think about it!

Johns

04-08-2007, 12:18 AM

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Ohio fireman, wearing blonde wig and bikini, is arrested in a public park after complaints about his "odd" behavior.

And the grunge parade (see my two most recent posts; above) continues ...

Steven S. Cole, a 46-year-old volunteer firefighter, told an officer he was on his way to a Dayton bar to perform as a woman in a contest offering a $10,000 prize, the arrest report said. He pleaded "not guilty" to charges of drunken driving, public indecency and disorderly conduct ...
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Could you imagine being trapped in a burning building, you call 9-1-1, and THIS GUY breaks down the door !?!?

I'd jump out the window!

rinselberg

04-10-2007, 12:43 PM

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North Korean soldiers file past the USS Pueblo, which the U.S. contends was unlawfully seized in international waters by the North Korean navy in 1968. An American delegation led by New Mexico governor Bill Richardson and Anthony Principi, former Veteran Affairs Secretary, endured an unwelcome tour of the U.S. spy ship.

Associated Press
Updated: 5:17 p.m. PT April 9, 2007
PYONGYANG, North Korea - New Mexico governor and 2008 presidential candidate Bill Richardson toured a U.S. warship once captured by North Korea that is still used to inspire anti-American sentiment in the reclusive communist-led country.

The North Korean colonel who served as Richardson's tour guide smiled as he told the governor the ship was an example of continued U.S. aggression toward his country. Richardson and former Veteran Affairs Secretary Anthony Principi, who are visiting North Korea as a diplomatic gesture and to expedite the return of remains of U.S. servicemen who died in the Korean War, were then shown bullet holes circled in red paint and a video describing the maneuvering of "brazen-faced U.S. imperialists."

The USS Pueblo was captured by North Korea on Jan. 23, 1968, after being sent on an intelligence gathering mission near the Korean coast. It was the first U.S. warship captured since 1807, and remains the only active-duty U.S. warship in foreign hands ...

The chairman of North Korea's "International Unwelcoming Committee" - todays nominee for the coveted "Real Men of Genius" award.

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18028751

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rinselberg

04-14-2007, 06:43 AM

Organizers of a classical music festival heard a distinctly off-key chord when an $88,000 concert piano fell off the back of a delivery truck.

Fundraisers saved for two years to raise the cash needed to buy the Bosendorfer concert grand piano - considered the Rolls-Royce of the piano world.

The festival’s artistic director Penny Adie was so excited as the instrument was being delivered that she ran out to snap pictures. But she was left "numb" as she photographed it crashing to the ground. "It's a tragedy to see something of such beauty lying upside-down on the ground. It was like seeing a priceless painting torn to shreds."

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Select the photo to view the eight pictures of the accident in sequence. Credit: NBC 5 Dallas.

The United Kingdom's October Two Moors Festival was set up in 2001 to attract tourists to Dartmoor and Exmoor.

Mrs Adie does not know the full extent of the damage but fears it may be a write-off.

NBC 10 Philadelphia (http://video.nbc10.com/player/?id=90368) reported that the piano was insured for $50,000.

Source: The Sun Online (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007160453,00.html). Story by Sebastian Lander.

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rinselberg

04-28-2007, 05:30 AM

By Marc Fisher, Metro columnist to the Washington Post
Thursday, April 26, 2007When the neighborhood dry cleaner misplaced Roy Pearson's pants, he took action. He complained. He demanded compensation. And then he sued. Man, did he sue. Two years, thousands of pages of legal documents and many hundreds of hours of investigative work later, Pearson is seeking to make Custom Cleaners pay -- would you believe more than the payroll of the entire Washington Nationals baseball roster?

Pearson says he deserves millions for the damages he suffered by not getting his pants back, for his litigation costs, for "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort," for the value of the time he has spent on the lawsuit, for leasing a car every weekend for 10 years and for a replacement suit, according to court papers.

Pearson is demanding $65,462,500. The original alteration work on the pants cost $10.50.

By the way, Pearson is a lawyer. Okay, you probably figured that. But get this: He's a judge, too -- an administrative law judge for the District of Columbia.

I'm telling you, they need to start selling tickets down at the courthouse.How does he get to $65 million? The District's consumer protection law provides for damages of $1,500 per violation per day. Pearson started multiplying: 12 violations over 1,200 days, times three defendants. A pant leg here, a pant leg there, and soon, you're talking $65 million.Fisher concludes with:In a closet of a lawyer's office in downtown Washington, there is a pair of gray wool pants, waiting to be picked up by Roy Pearson. "We believe the pants are his ... the tag matches his receipt."

View the column in the Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/25/AR2007042502763.html)

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rinselberg

05-11-2007, 03:23 AM

Applicant for driver's license fails road test but gets a DUI - blood alcohol level was three times the legal limit.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2007/05/09/drunken_man_fails_license_road_test/

Could that next step up the career ladder get you in "over your head"? Explore this topic under the new post title An Inconvenient Promotion (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=187805&postcount=712).

rinselberg

06-02-2007, 06:08 PM

The minor league Chattanooga Lookouts beat the visiting Mississippi Braves 7-6 on Friday, but the fans (4240 in attendance) will remember Braves manager Phil Wellman's Vaudeville act long after they've forgotten anything else they saw that night.

Wellman was ejected in the bottom of the third after getting into it with the home plate umpire over some strike calls against Braves batters.

His tempermental stage exit was dramatic by any standard - a true "major league" performance.

YouTube has the video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUcFWPgB8oY).

The Chattanoogan (http://www.chattanoogan.com/articles/article_108305.asp) and the Chattanooga Times Free Press (http://www.timesfreepress.com/absolutenm/templates/sports.aspx?articleid=16211&zoneid=6) offer written accounts of Wellman's highly imaginative floorshow.

"This Bud's for you ..."

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7076/92034121al2.jpg (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=188958&postcount=242)
Who is this man? Find out at OptiBoard's Word Of The Day! (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=188958&postcount=242)

rinselberg

06-12-2007, 01:47 AM

The newly opened Creation Museum (http://www.creationmuseum.org/about) in Petersburg, Kentucky features a library of video clips to illustrate the Biblical story of creation, but there's one video that isn't being shown to visitors anymore - until or unless the museum's "powers that be" change their minds about it.

Records show that Eric Linden, who portrays Adam taking his first breath [in the Garden of Eden] in a at the newly opened Creation Museum ... owned a website called "Bedroom Acrobat" [where he was pictured] ... alongside a drag queen, in a T-shirt brandishing [a] sexually suggestive logo.

Linden, a graphic designer, model and actor, also sells clothing for SFX International, whose mascot promotes "free love, pleasure and Thrillz".

The museum's operators, informed ... by The Associated Press of Linden's online [history], acted swiftly to suspend airing of the 40-second video in which he appears.

The [segment] is one of 55 [such video clips] featured on tours of the museum, which tells the Bible's version of [Genesis], that the [Earth and all of its creatures] were created [by God] in [a span of seven days that occurred] just a few thousand years ago.

"We are currently investigating the veracity of these ... claims of ... projects that don't align with the biblical standards and moral code upon which the ministry was founded," [B]Answers for Genesis spokesman Mark Looy said in an e-mail ...

There are those who are casting a jaundiced eye (http://www.defconamerica.org/creationmuseum/) on this new educational venue that's a short highway drive from the Cincinnati area.

Although the grizzled ghost of Charles Darwin casts no shadow on the grounds of Kentucky's Creation Museum, you can still find Darwin at the Laramy-K online forum under the new post title "Irreducible Complexity" is reduced by one (http://forums.laramyk.com/viewtopic.php?t=1102).

Join the debate about Darwinian Evolution and Intelligent Design at one of these reputable venues ...

OptiBoard: Intelligent Design vs. Evolution (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14670)
Laramy-K Optical: Was Charles Darwin "right" ..? (http://forums.laramyk.com/viewtopic.php?t=621)

The banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources ...

MSNBC Countdown (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/)
Signs and Blunders (http://www.signsandblunders.com/)
Louisville Courier-Journal online (http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070608/NEWS01/706080500/1008/NEWS01)

rinselberg

06-24-2007, 07:10 PM

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Updated: 3:43 p.m. PT June 22, 2007

FORT BRAGG, N.C. - Two Army paratroopers are in jail, accused of selling drugs and body armor to an undercover FBI agent who also was offered a military Humvee and a 105 mm howitzer ...

A 105 millimeter howitzer? Sounds kind of suspicious to me. Is that how you "pimp your ride" in North Carolina ..?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19374544/

Could that next step up the career ladder get you in "over your head"? Explore this topic under the new post title An Inconvenient Promotion (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=187805&postcount=712).

chip anderson

06-24-2007, 08:37 PM

Strange fact:
Charles Darwin believed in God (Yeah the one Moses believed in) he also believed in creationism, just thought the bibical account too simplified. Wrote that he deeply regreted publishing his findings as it might cause some not to believe in God.
Chip;)

rinselberg

07-22-2007, 06:39 PM

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Kent Couch lifts off from his Stop'N'Go gas station in Bend, Oregon on July 7 in a lawn chair tied to 105 helium balloons. He traveled at altitudes reaching 15,400 feet, covering 193 miles, before landing 9 hours later in a field outside of Union, Oregon.

Video runs 04 min 30 sec and includes sound and footage shot from nearby passenger plane.

Brandon Wilcox, owner of Professional Air, which charters and maintains planes at the Bend airport, said Thursday that Couch definitely did it. Wilcox said he flew a plane nearby while Couch traveled, and a passenger videotaped the flying lawn chair.

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Credit: TV.com ... (http://www.tv.com/users/jrgreenmd/profile.php?action=show_blog&entry=m-100-25070028&print=1)

Whether Couch will take a third trip is up to his wife, and Susan Couch said she’s thinking about saying no. But she said she was willing to go along with last weekend’s trip. “I know he’d be thinking about it more and more, it would always be on his mind,” she said. “This way, at least he’s fulfilled his dream.”

Complete report online at MSNBC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19694083/), CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/10/flying.lawn.chair.ap/index.html) and LiveScience (http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/070710_ap_lawnchair_pilot.html).

The Official Kent Couch Cluster Balloon Web Site (http://www.couchballoons.com/default.aspx)

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rinselberg

07-25-2007, 06:52 AM

Talk about "needing a smoke" ... a high speed police chase ended in Phoenix on Tuesday after the suspect stopped at a gas station, ran inside, waved a $20 bill at the clerk saying "keep the change" and emerged with a pack of cigarettes. The police, being cautious, were not close enough to end the chase at that point. The suspect got back into his pickup and sped away. After a few more minutes the suspect pulled over and surrendered without further incident.

It's clear from the video that the suspect wasn't smoking as he emerged from the vehicle to surrender.

The report doesn't say if he tried to smoke during the chase.

News story with video:
http://www.kpho.com/news/13747193/detail.html

rinselberg

07-30-2007, 01:11 PM

Attempted exorcism ends in man’s death
Police use stun guns on grandfather seen choking 3-year-old girl

Updated: 4:32 p.m. PT July 29, 2007
PHOENIX - Officers responding to a report of an exorcism on a young girl found her grandfather choking her and used stun guns to subdue the man, who later died, authorities said Sunday.

The 3-year-old girl and her mother, who was also in the room during the struggle between [the 49-year-old grandfather] and officers, were hospitalized, police said. Their condition was unavailable.

For the complete MSNBC report with video:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20027027/

Phoenix again? See the post just one back from this one ... Another Darwin Award winner here, for sure ... I never saw The Exorcist (Can you believe that? OK, it is Rinsel, afterall ...) but I wonder if there isn't some lingering influence from that movie(?)

Are you reading more posts and enjoying it less?http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/5052/deathcard18960ld4.gif Mission (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=131691&postcount=224) . http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7529/hismastersvoice19952kg3.gif Soundtrack (http://www.kingofthefives.com/overallpoints.htm) . http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2176/20557pk2.gif RealMenOfGenius (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=85238&postcount=4) . http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1664/radiotower18659ig9.gif RadioFreeRinsel (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=80952&postcount=8)

DragonLensmanWV

07-30-2007, 01:24 PM

DragonLensmanWV

07-30-2007, 01:25 PM

PLjUlVoVWNI

Kent Couch lifts off from his Stop'N'Go gas station in Bend, Oregon on July 7 in a lawn chair tied to 105 helium balloons. He traveled at altitudes reaching 15,400 feet, covering 193 miles, before landing 9 hours later in a field outside of Union, Oregon.

Video runs 04 min 30 sec and includes sound and footage shot from nearby passenger plane.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/8927/balloon04wo7.jpg
Credit: TV.com ... (http://www.tv.com/users/jrgreenmd/profile.php?action=show_blog&entry=m-100-25070028&print=1)

Complete report online at MSNBC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19694083/), CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/10/flying.lawn.chair.ap/index.html) and LiveScience (http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/070710_ap_lawnchair_pilot.html).

The Official Kent Couch Cluster Balloon Web Site (http://www.couchballoons.com/default.aspx)

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/773/catdozersmallfd7.jpg (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24318)
OptiBoard's panel of experts tries thinking "outside of the box" about the threat of international terrorism. Join the discussion at It's a start (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24318) and Wrong route to stop terrorism? (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24057)

They confirmed it was really possible on Mythbusters also, even though it was really known that it had occurred.

rinselberg

08-10-2007, 01:57 PM

REUTERS
Updated: 2:54 a.m. PT Aug 8, 2007
MOSCOW - A crocodile survived a fall from the 12th floor of a Russian apartment block after making an escape bid from a window, emergency services said on Wednesday.

Diving out of the window has become a habit for the crocodile, called Khenar, with concerned neighbors saying it was the third time it had used that method to escape ...

Yo' Ivan! Time to lose that walking leather factory ... or find a ground floor apartment.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20172999/

rinselberg

08-13-2007, 10:31 PM

"Snakes On A Plane" - it's not just a movie!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/08/12/ap/strange/main3159296.shtml

Must be "reptiles month" ... see the post right before this one.

Who's your prehistoric Daddy? See the latest rinselberg™ T. rex production ...
http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=201128&postcount=12

rinselberg

08-18-2007, 01:09 AM

Max: Well, how do you like this, 99? The Craw, one of the great master criminals of all time, working in a Chinese laundry.

The Craw: No, Mr. Smart. Operating a chain of Chinese laundries across the nation where KAOS agents receive and pass on stolen information.

Max: A spy network.

Bobo: The spy network is just a front. The real money is in the laundry.

CONTROL's alluring female Agent 99 and doofus Agent 86 (Maxwell Smart) confront The Craw and his criminal sidekick Bobo in an episode of "Get Smart", TV's celebrated comedy spy series, that aired from 1965 to 1970.

Fast forward to this:

"Hezbollah-branded" tee-shirts, key rings, coffee mugs, cigarette lighters and pencil cases (just some of the recent offerings) for sale at Hezbollah "gift shops" in Lebanon, like the one in Baalbek. And oh yes - items may be paid for with U.S. currency.

Just two days ago, Hezbollah's Internet Division rolled out its new flagship retail product, "Special Force 2", a first-person video game based on the Genesis 3D video game engine. The object of the game, which can be played in Arabic, English, French or Farsi (Iranian), is to use simulations of the weapons that Hezbollah militiamen used in the 2006 conflict to "target and destroy" simulated Israeli tanks, aircraft, helicopters and warships. Points are accumulated by "neutralizing" Israeli Defense Force personnel. Uh, make that simulated Israeli Defense Force personnel

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The new video game was revealed at a swag party for journalists in one of south Beirut's solidly Shiite neighborhoods. And what was the swag? According to MSNBC, journalists received free "Sheik Nasrallah" scent tags. Hang one from the rearview mirror for that "new car smell".

Personally, I find these reports rather encouraging. Maybe they'll get taken with the idea of selling merchandise for a profit to the point where they would be loathe to see good business disrupted by the inconveniences of yet another war ...

Sources:
http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/16/320076.aspx
http://www.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUSL1662429320070816?sp=true
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ktvNztwsY

rinselberg

09-12-2007, 07:13 AM

And today's nominee is Colonel-General Alexander Rukshin, a deputy chief of the Russian military’s General Staff - or an unidentified someone at Russia's Channel One television station, who came up with this gem:

Commenting on a recent test by the Russian military, which claims to have developed the world's most powerful non-nuclear bomb, Russia's Channel One TV said the new weapon, nicknamed the "dad of all bombs," is four times more powerful than the U.S. "mother of all bombs." "The tests have shown that the new air-delivered ordnance is comparable to a nuclear weapon in its efficiency and capability," said Colonel-General Rukshin.

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Say how'dya'do to "Dad" ... Channel One / AP.

Unlike a nuclear weapon, the bomb doesn’t hurt the environment, [Rukshin] added.

Doesn't hurt whose environment ... I think I'm taking the NIMBY attitude on this, if you know what I mean ...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20730691

chip anderson

09-15-2007, 07:14 AM

Mon Sep 10, 5:35 PM ET

ERIE, Pa. - An Erie cancer researcher has found a way to burn salt water, a novel invention that is being touted by one chemist as the "most remarkable" water science discovery in a century.
ADVERTISEMENT

John Kanzius happened upon the discovery accidentally when he tried to desalinate seawater with a radio-frequency generator he developed to treat cancer. He discovered that as long as the salt water was exposed to the radio frequencies, it would burn.
The discovery has scientists excited by the prospect of using salt water, the most abundant resource on earth, as a fuel.
Rustum Roy, a Penn State University chemist, has held demonstrations at his State College lab to confirm his own observations.
The radio frequencies act to weaken the bonds between the elements that make up salt water, releasing the hydrogen, Roy said. Once ignited, the hydrogen will burn as long as it is exposed to the frequencies, he said.
The discovery is "the most remarkable in water science in 100 years," Roy said.

rinselberg

09-17-2007, 11:04 AM

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John Kanzius demonstrates his innovative "salt water burning technology".

For more:
http://green.yahoo.com/index.php?q=node/1570

Thanks to OptiBoard's Chip Anderson for the "scoop".

rinselberg

09-19-2007, 05:57 AM

The Darwin Awards (http://darwinawards.com/) "salute the improvement of the human gene pool by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it ..."

What do you get when you combine a rattlesnake "enthusiast", a few friends, a few beers, nothing better to do and a pet rattlesnake?

A Darwin Award!

Not quite. "Close, but no cigar", as the saying goes. Prompt medical intervention saved this Oregon man's life - better for him, not so good for the ever-evolving human genome.

The Portland resident put his pet rattlesnake inside his mouth to demonstrate how "safe" he felt in the snake's company. The snake bit his tongue. Doctors say he received enough rattlesnake venom to kill him 10 times over.

Tucson's Fox 11 News has the story - and the video (http://www.fox11az.com/news/topstories/stories/KMSB-20070918-kgwbp-snakeman.e944cb31.html)! If you'd like to go straight to the video, try Philadelphia's NBC 10 (http://video.nbc10.com/player/?id=157630), which played more smoothly on my rig (Mac, Safari, DSL ...)

You can also play the video via MSNBC (http://video.msn.com/v/us/fv/msnbc/fv.htm??f=00&g=c32dd500-4ba7-4e8b-afac-7369ed26d2e9&p=news_nbc%20news&t=m5&rf=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8004316/&fg=).

Caution: It's not pretty.

rinselberg

09-21-2007, 09:23 AM

My OptiBoard "Real Men of Genius" posts owe their inspiration (needless to say) to the celebrated Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" radio spots.

Today's selection (http://www.wkrn.com/nashville/news/beer-truck-overturns-spilling-bud-light/117663.htm#top) speaks for itself!

gemstone

09-21-2007, 09:42 AM

Doesn't hurt whose environment ... I think I'm taking the NIMBY attitude on this, if you know what I mean ...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20730691

A GREEN bomb. But Not Norman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUBfwotSVJQ&mode=related&search=

rinselberg

12-21-2007, 05:49 AM

Al Qaeda's Number Two ready to "Meet The Press" ...

Like me, I'm sure you're filled with questions for Al Qaeda deputy dog Ayman al-Zahwahiri: Why are you so p*ssed off? What's your next diabolical plot? Where can a Predator deliver a little present to you right now? And what's up with that big ol' splotch on your forehead?

Well, now here's your chance to ask 'em all. The public, "have been asked to send in their questions for the terror network's second in command, which he will then answer in an online interview next month," Australia's News.com informs us ...December 17, 2007
Noah Shachtman; Wired.com (http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/12/ask-al-qaeda-an.html)

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"Ask Ayman" is the latest Internet venture from Al Qaeda.

I couldn't find the website where, according to the reports, anyone could submit a question to what Al Qaeda is calling an "open meeting with individuals, organizations and media outlets". But if you post your question (http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/12/ask-al-qaeda-an.html) Wired.com states (in truth or in jest, I know not) that they will try to forward it. You can see what readers have already posted after the story.

What's more fun than a barrel of fatwas? How about OptiBoarders weighing in on the CIA waterboardings of terror suspects . . . "Git" some here (http://www.optiboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26448).

rinselberg

02-09-2008, 04:41 AM

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Remember the Blue Man Group..? They were in vogue several years ago. Like a revved-up mime troupe. Stage performances. TV spots for Intel and some of the other big names in consumer products.

Meet the real Blue Man: Paul Karason (left).

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About 14 years ago, Karason started treating his various ailments by drinking colloidal silver--silver, in a liquid suspension--after reading about it in a magazine ad. When he put it on his face to treat a severe case of dermatitis, his skin turned blue. The condition, called "argyria", is a result of the silver concentration in his skin. The silver has reacted with light, much like the silver compounds used in various photographic films.

The FDA banned the sale of over-the-counter silver cures in 1999. Karason, however, is still drinking a cocktail of silver suspended in distilled water, which he makes at home using electrolysis and metallic silver. He figures he can live with his blue looking skin longer--or at least, better--than with the ailments that he believes his silver remedy is curing him of.

For more, including additional photos and video, see the MSNBC Today Show (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23030062/) on line; also Baltimore's WMAR ABC2 NETCAST (http://www.abc2news.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=b25b0716-1dd0-4b6e-a5ea-e58697f92cc9).

rinselberg

03-17-2008, 11:50 PM

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/445/f0el2lz1.jpg (http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7300000/newsid_7301400/7301468.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&asb=1&news=1&bbcws=1)
Jazz pianist Yosuke Yamas(h)ita--there's supposed to be an "h" in that last name, but OptiBoard's naughty word censor doesn't like it--plays a "hot" keyboard arrangement at a beach setting in Japan. He was showing his appreciation for an old grand piano that he no longer uses. Yamas(h)ita did the same thing as a stunt for a movie in 1973.

Select ("click") the photo for video and soundtrack of what is (understandably) a fairly brief performance.

Credits: Japan Today (http://www.japantoday.com/jp/superview/picture/F0E); BBC News (http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7300000/newsid_7301400/7301468.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&asb=1&news=1&bbcws=1).

chip anderson

03-17-2008, 11:57 PM

It's not a new trick Jerry Lee Lewis did this in 1956. Made him an instant rock star.

Chip

jediron1

03-18-2008, 11:52 AM

rinselberg

03-29-2008, 05:31 AM

How NOT to rob a muffler shop.. more evidence that cell phones could be linked to brain damage..
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23817753/

rinselberg

06-14-2008, 04:15 PM

A salute to the last (known) Jewish resident of Afghanistan--a man who personifies the adjective "curmudgeonly"..

Recent Interview with Martin Fletcher, NBC News Correspondent (http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/06/14/1140379.aspx)

Background from Washington Post (2005) (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A39702-2005Jan26.html)

rinselberg

07-05-2008, 07:10 AM

The 41-year-old priest took off from the southern port city of Paranagua [Brazil] on April 20, strapped to 1,000 helium-filled balloons in an attempt to raise money to build a rest stop and worship center for truckers.Here's a priest with an imaginative scheme to raise money for one of the church's intended good works.

A little too imaginative.

You might say that his imagination was the key that unlocked the door to the Twilight Zone (http://rinselberg.dyndns.org:8000/TwilightZone.wav) ...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25534256/

rinselberg

11-10-2008, 07:39 AM

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Nov. 9: Israeli police scuffle with an Armenian monk next to the site traditionally believed to be the tomb of Jesus Christ.

Jerusalem's Church of the Holy Sepulcher is revered as the site of Jesus' crucifixion, burial and resurrection.

Yesterday Israeli police arrested two monks after a fist fight broke out inside the church over conflicting religious protocols.

Before the police arrived, an Armenian monk sucker punched a Greek Orthodox monk, breaking his spectacles and gashing his forehead.

Does this open the possibility of weekly worldwide TV broadcasts.. to attract some of the same audience as the UFC and similar mixed martial arts competitions? Or would this appeal more to fans of Worldwide Wrestling Entertainment and the like? The possibilities are intriguing.

For all the juicy details:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,449150,00.html

rinselberg

11-22-2008, 12:06 AM

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — Malaysia's top Islamic body on Saturday banned Muslims from practicing yoga, saying the Indian physical exercise contains elements of Hinduism and could corrupt Muslims.

For the complete report:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,456367,00.html

rinselberg

11-29-2008, 03:53 AM

KABUL, Afghanistan — U.S.-led coalition troops killed a Taliban commander dressed as a women during a raid in southern Afghanistan, officials said Saturday.

Soldiers killed four Taliban fighters in Friday's operation, including the Taliban commander named Haji Yakub who was dressed as a woman to evade capture, the U.S. military said in a statement . . .

In the Ghazni raid, the U.S. said coalition forces discovered Yakub as they questioned a group of women and children inside a compound. The Taliban commander was dressed in a burqa, a traditional robe that covers the entire body. He was killed when he "attempted to engage the force," the statement said.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,459025,00.html

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